Saturday, December 18, 2004

so there i was.

my dork friends and i, all two of them, have a little saying. the specifics arent fit to print, but lets just say they involve the words 'balls', 'deep', and 'ass'.

instead of saying hello to each other. instead of making idle, pleasant conversation about the weather. instead of going to church and praying for our certainly damned souls, we giggle and chitter like coked up monkeys because one of us repeats a naughty phrase we have all heard at least a thousand times.

inside jokes are funny and all, but sometimes i wonder if we could all be a little more imaginative with the toilet humor.

and there can never be enough pirate jokes in this world. ever. somebody needs to get on that.


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