Monday, December 13, 2004

say ello to my leetle frien...troy.

still not dead. and now i have a computer to tell everyone about it. and a dog.

his name is troy. he will eat your dog if he can. especially if your dog is a little yapper that shouldnt really be classified within the bona fide species of dog anyway. those dogs are rodents. and should be dealt with accordingly.

am i alone in thinking that a chihuaha is rat-esque?

if chihuahas were found to have ancestors in the rodentia family, i bet paris hilton would be really bummed out.

and i wouldnt allow troy to eat so many of their kind. thats mostly revolting. and would be bad for his delicate digestive system which needs to save its energy for combating all the nasty things troy puts inside himself. for instance, he might lick his butt great deal. as well as other dogs butts. and he certainly doesnt have the sense to disregard his own feces. boy. does he ever enjoy not disregarding his own feces.

and. i would still rather he played with the much feces than dine on chihuaha.



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