Tuesday, March 09, 2004

grape nuts

the most prolific, farting-est fruits in the cosmos, that aren't actually fruits.

i dont know what they are. i dont think anyone else knows what they are. i dont even believe the people that produce them fully understand their mystical, fart-inducing product. grape nuts are neither grapes, nor nuts. discuss.

all i know is they have a shit-load of iron in them. a shit-load of iron that my anemic, vegetarian ass muchly needs. and so i eat them. and so i fart.

grape nuts make broccoli their bitch.


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