Thursday, February 05, 2004

the winter of my discontent

hello february. everything not cool happens this month. valentine's day for instance. i'll save the requisite bitching and moaning for a rainy day. oh yeah, my birthday's coming up too.

i am going to be 24.

i can't believe i am going to be 24.

i need a dog. i think it would validate my existence. i wouldn't go out because i have a dog. if i'm lonely i have a dog. if i want to see i movie i rent it and spoon the dog. and really, there's nothing better than ambushing a dog with a large blanket and watching it try to fight it's way out. yeah. that's always fun. eat a dick, PETA.

i am seriously going to the pound right now.


Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home